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We start the Top 7. You finish the Top 10. by Morrow McLaughlin, published on Friday, March 19, 2010 - 8:18 At TSR, our writers are all deeply disturbed and we have way too much time on our hands … or maybe that’s just me. No, it’s Bayer, too. And Nick. Jacob’s a bit, you know…strange. Okay, who am I kidding? We’re all completely bat sh*t. And with Repo Men hitting the theaters March 19, 2010 we thought it might be fun to put together a Top 7 list for surprise operations in movies, a la, amputations, organs getting torn out, etc. ad infinitum. So we put our twisted little minds together and after some consideration, a few hits of absinthe, and the obligatory sacrifice or two, we got ideas. Most of the ideas were rabid and had to be put down, but we managed to wrangle the last seven into maximum security. [...] 1. Hard Candy (2005) Recap: A 14-year old girl named Hayley (Ellen Page) uses herself as bait in order to draw out any pedophiles in hiding. She attracts the attention of a photographer named Jeff Kohlver (Patrick Wilson), accompanies him back to his house, and torments the hell out of him in an effort to get him to confess to killing another missing girl. Reason: Uh-oh! It’s a chick controlling this list and you know what that means, fellas? That means the winner goes to our sweet-faced little Juno surgically removing a child rapist’s balls while he watches, incapacitated. Because I dare anyone to watch that incredibly drawn out scene, while Page calmly chats her victim up and then skillfully neuters him with a kitchen knife…try watching the whole scene without either covering your eyes or getting a little nauseated. It’s painful, it’s brutal, and it’s unapologetic; but what makes it so overwhelmingly grisly is how casual it all is. This isn’t Hayley’s first castration and it probably won’t be her last. Source: thescorecardreview.com |
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